Nominee for UQLS president and king of beers Omar Harduwar has today made the first promise of his unorthodox campaign, pledging that the UQLS will have a presence on Stradbroke Island by June 2020.
The announcement comes as a sharp rebuff to overwhelming criticism within the electorate over Harduwar’s lack of specific policies. Harduwar, who wears sunglasses a lot which is pretty cool, revealed the project as part of his 3 point “Beers, Babes and Barra” action plan to revitalise the UQLS.
The third year Law/Commerce student was adamant at press time that the expensive project would be worth it.
“Our current modelling projections are indicating that this move will lead to 300% more sick hookies at Cylinder. I mean that’s pretty sweet if you ask me” said a visibly stoked Harduwar to an audience of one.
“Oh yeah, and one more thing: No more gimps” ended Harduwar, before lighting up a cigar and blasting ‘Fever for the Flava’ on a boombox as he strutted out of the press room.
Truly a man for all seasons.
More to come.