‘Well that’s not surprising in the least’, you thought to yourself after receiving the Facebook notification: “James Matthews has invited you to like the page James Matthews Ray White”.

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For those parents and teachers wondering what job prospects await students struggling to pass Math A, the answer is simple: Real Estate.

Daniel Hughes, law student (20), has always been studious and enjoyed high school for the pure fact that he got a few awards on speech day. He never quite understood those who weren’t interested in having a crack and making the most of the $25k a year their parents spent on their education.

He always thought these ‘drop kicks’ would end up working at maccas, before getting someone pregnant at a music festival and moving to the Moreton Bay Region (not that there’s anything wrong with that). One of the student he thought was heading down such path was James Matthews.

Which explains why he was, at first, surprised to receive a Facebook notification: “James Matthews has invited you to like the page ‘James Matthews Ray White’”. The last he heard of James, he was selling weed brownies in affluent suburbs on the Northside.

Seemingly, whether it be drugs or houses, sales is sales!

It really is a great lesson for all those year 9 kids asking their Math teachers, “sir, when am I going to use this in the real world?”

Look mate, everyone knows that you just won’t use Pythagorean’s theorem because you are dumb as shit, but if you shut up and are lucky enough to have a beer at the regatta with a newly divorced Ray White franchise owner, you might be able to sell some warehouses in Northgate to overseas investors.

More shitty LinkedIn posts about returns on commercial property to come.