Following yesterday’s brave boycott of his weekly bottle of Smirnoff purchase, David Dohnson (42) – father of three and husband to none - has tonight again shown that he stands with the people of Ukraine, choosing to tuck his bachelor fingers into a two-minute meal of pure solidarity.

After weeks of water cooler talk about the turmoil in Eastern Europe, David Dohnson finally decided to take a stand. “I can’t stand idly by anymore, it just doesn’t sit right with me,” he said.

Bravely, David has chosen a chicken Kiev rather than his typical frozen pizza to eat in front of Friday night footy.

“It’s all about the message I’m sending my kids, about what is right and wrong.” Each crumb of delicious, cooked in four minutes chicken was a protest. Each fleck of cheese filled goodness spat out after another Ryan Papenhuyzen try sent a message directly to Putin. Each bite followed by a swig of Peroni Leggera gave the people of Ukraine hope.

David reached out to share his morality with his daughter Bella. She replied, “Thanks Dad, cool.”