Last weekend, local girl Anna Stevens (21) took some time off social media to indulge in self-care. With the stress of university, work, and updating her Riverdale blog (don’t pretend like you don’t follow it, you animal) growing, it’s been important for Anna to take ‘time to herself.’

The self-care session involved the usual. You know, facials, a manicure, Netflix, Sumo salads, yoga, and everyone’s iconic favourite, sporadic hair bleaching whilst crying to Taylor Swift music.

We recommend the classic 2010 album, Speak Now, if you’re interested in trying this at home.

I mean, nothing says ‘everything is definitely OK’ like the smell of $8 L’Oreal dye from Coles, slowly killing off your last two brain cells, which were desperately trying to survive the week without the loss of any other brain cell brethren.

‘I feel like a whole new person,’ she said on her latest status, which she sent out to her 4 active Twitter followers, shortly after this genuine mental episode manifesting in a rogue self-care routine.

Seven vodka shots for you and your friends in the Valley at 11pm, before being in the Uber by 1.30am because you ‘just can’t handle it’? Expensive.

Pouring bleach and hair dye into a styrofoam cup in your bathroom at 3am? Admittedly not free, but genuinely a better time!

More to come from this uplifting tale!