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Sun-Drenched Teens Dust Off The Board And Bikinis Before Excitedly Enrolling In Summer Semester

June 3, 2018 The Obiter
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What time is it? Summer Semester time!

Yep, it’s that time of year kids! Despite it being the first day of Swotvac and actually getting a bit cold, today is the day to start daydreaming about sunscreen and Blackboard – it’s summer semester enrolment time! Woo hoo!!

Dozens of sun-drenched tweens have sprinted out of the blue ocean today, ditching their surfboards and leaping onto My Si-net to start planning their summer!

You can almost smell it now – chlorine, pavlova and a 3000-word research essay on a topic of your choice! It’s hard to sit still knowing that a hot, wet summer of learning is just around the corner!

Is that Danny Zuko and Sandy Olsson and their chorus of friends, I hear? Singing, even? Oh yeah, their singing “Summer Nights”, a feel-good smash penned about the kids’ sunny exploits of spending their holidays in a feral library while their family chills out at Noosa! No Cornettos in the Law Library!

Summer of ’69? Yep, that checks out! As in, Summer of 69 hours spent referencing a casenote that you had to do instead of attending a week at your best mate’s apartment in Coolum.

A week drinking Corona at the beach: Cool…um? Several all-nighters diving deep into the nuances Immigration law policy? Coolest!

So don’t forget to order a new pair of boardies that you can wear in the comfort of the Level 3 void, kids! Uni days are drifting away and it’s time for the summer nights of giving drinks a miss and studying sports law governance!

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