While the professionals batted, Funnell demanded that be put in slips to ‘sledge’ the opposition.

“Nice six you just scored! I have actually gotten a six in a law subject before,” said Ben to the Clutz partner.

The BenBot 3000 then went onto list his achievements, including and not limited to: TSS speech and variety club, sergeant in the Australian army cadets and Junior Council Representative for the City of Gold Coast (real things listed on his LinkedIn).

“Yeah I was actually almost President of the UQLS ahah,” Funnell said, “So I’ve probably got some good leadership skills maybe”

Despite being widely regarded as unapproachable by most of the student body, Funnell never has issues with socialising with GPS old boys amongst the professionals

It is reported that Ben was asking for nibbles and a drink to fuel his incessant brown nosing.

Come to UQ Field 9 11am to see Funnell in all his glory.

More to come.