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SWOTVAC UPDATE: Jumper Completely Encrusted with Food by 9:00AM

June 2, 2021 The Obiter
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In a world-first exclusive, the Obiter can confirm that Linda Chun's jumper is already covered in Shape's crumbs and chocolate stains at this early hour.

In other news, this writer doesn’t have time to write a full article.

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