‘Woah. Did I just become Kim Kardashian West?’ asked thousands of Law students across Australia, as news broke recently of her enrolment in Law school.
And with last Wednesday’s tweet of ‘Aced my test btw,’ Kim has given fresh hope to all first-year students who did moderately well in their Contracts A midsem that they are, in many ways, literally ‘just like Kim.’
Sophia Fowler (19), a first-year Arts/Law student, is one of those students. MacBook, highlighters, and KeepCup in hand, Sophia can regularly be seen prowling the ground floor of the Law Library, looking to see if anyone else has done the ‘extra readings.’
‘I just don’t want to be caught out if Ryan asks a question about the extra readings,’ she stated, describing a scenario that will literally never happen.
Sophia, previously saw herself as most like fictional character Harvey Specter, can now proudly count the megastar Kardashian as the person to whom she is most similar.
‘Initially, I thought the only similarity between Kim and myself was that we were both influencers, we were both powerful #Girlbosses*, and our fathers both successfully fought for the acquittal of men who were likely murderers**,’ she informed The Obiter in an extremely public interview near the UQLS office, and then near that really slow tap near the stairs.
‘But then I realised - we both ace the heck outta Law tests!’
Sophia’s gutsy 81% in her Contracts A midsem is currently the strongest evidential link between her and Kim K, but with a challenge to the mark currently on the floor of the Senate, that 81% could become a bold 87% in just a matter of days. The country waits with bated breath.
More to come from this aggressively half-baked idea.
* Sophia runs a ‘company’ which makes charcuterie boards for her friends’ parties. It is, admittedly, fairly successful.
** This one came out of fucking nowhere. Who’s her father?