"Must relocate to Roma? Great! I love pasta!"

Lifelong city boy and recent law grad Samuel Wilson (24) revealed exciting news on LinkedIn today, with a very late job offer from Clayton Utz. Perplexed, your reporter went to find out more.

"Yeah, so with everything online my GPA took a bit of a hit, down to a 4.5. But why bother studying if you can pass by copying some sweat? There's a few boys from St David's that still let me have their notes. I didn't get any grad offers though, but that's fine."

"Anyway, look at this! Job offer from a Big Six firm, proves that 4's really do open doors."

A closer look at the offer revealed a few discrepancies in Samuel's stories. Namely, that the contract was from Clayton's Utes, the Maranoa's largest work vehicle wholesaler. Further questioning provided some answers.

"My mate from boarding's dad is the Clayton in Clayton Utz, said he'd get me a job that would toughen me up. I'm not worried about the hours though, Rome's pretty nice. The Colosseum's cool."

Included in the contract were flights on REX to Roma, which Samuel explained as a codeshare by the traditionally regional domestic airline.

"The contract says I'll be working with the agriculture and mining sectors, but I didn't think Italy was known for much except wine and marble. Must be a bit of cash in it."

Your reporter advised him to pack for a warm climate. More to come.