Well, this is awkward!

In what can only be described as a classic blunder, actor Liam Neeson has turned his racially-fuelled violent urges into into a vintage slice of situational comedy.

The actor, who recently admitted to fantasies of killing black men, went on the hunt recently to satisfy his longing. But, in a doinky dunk move, Neeson accidentally slaughtered the entire cast of the 2009 Hey Hey It’s Saturday reboot! D’oh!

The brutal murders raise many questions, first and foremost why the entire cast of the infamous Jackson Jive blackface sketch were still in full costume, ten years later.

Regardless, Neeson ran into the cast outside Channel 9 this morning. Again, truly baffling that they were all still hanging around in blackface at their former workplace.

Neeson went full Aslan on the boys, biting and ripping and white-honky-tripping. But, upon the decapitation of Red Symons, Neeson realised that these were not the black men of his deepest nightmares, but humble whites playing silly dress ups!

What a snafu, Liam!

Giggling about the mix up, Neeson put away his machete and immediately posted a picture of the carnage to his Instagram story, captioned ‘What happens when I try to murder before my coffee! Whoops!’

At press time, police had issued safety warnings for Chris Lilley, Ted Danson and model Sophie Applegarth.