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Facebook Caters To Twinks By Adding New ‘Bottom Fan’ Badge

July 12, 2019 The Obiter
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In a win for inclusion and diversity, Facebook has announced that they will be adding a ‘Bottom Fan’ badge for more submissive users. 

While the more dominant ‘Top Fans’ have been able to publicly display their status for some time now, the twinks and otters on the platform have felt marginalized.

Local twink Charlie McGuthrie (24) told The Obiter that this was ‘a win for the LGBTQIA+ community,’ however, he would not rest until Zuckerberg added a ‘Power Bottom Fan’ badge/

‘Facebook themselves have been open to suggestions for quite some time however the changes haven’t been well received by Baby Boomer focus groups,’ said McGuthrie.

This was confirmed in a comment made to us by a Facebook spokesperson who stated that the response by over 50s  has been ‘if you want a power bottom fan just go to K-Mart.’

‘To be honest it’s not that bad that the oldies don’t understand, I haven’t come out to my god fearing grandmother yet and I’d hate for her to find out through a comment I made on a Carly Rae Jepsen video,’ continued Charlie. 

We at The Obiter support this progress and hope for more badges to come. However, given that our company policy is to stan vers queens, we think the ignorance of a ‘Vers’ badge is a heinous mistake on the part of the bigwigs at Facebook.

No more to come.

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