Melodi’s In It to Irwin-It!

UQLS Presidential-Elect and Social Media Connoisseur, Melodi Kizil, receives covetable celebrity endorsement.

More exciting updates from the UQLS presidential campaign trail! This morning, The Obiter received exclusive word that Melodi Kizil’s election campaign has caught the attention and admiration of a familiar face across the pond.

In a stroke of Wicked genius, Kizil subtly demonstrated that she’s both tapped into the zeitgeist, and a bona-fide member of Group 7. We are of course referring to her first campaign TikTok, which referenced last week’s Wicked Night on Dancing With The Stars, this season of the US reality competition show having taken the internet by storm. Honestly it’s no surprise she’s on the pulse, likely thanks to spending 25 hours a day parked on the LS Office couch trawling Pinterest, Canva and TikTok as Designs Officer this year.

Now it seems her shout out has captured the attention of one Robert Irwin. The 21-year-old Aussie national treasure is currently competing on the show and has been a clear front-runner from the beginning, evidence that even Americans would rather cheer for literally anyone but one of their own right now.

Speaking of presidents, Irwin had this to say of Kizil: “Crikey! Melodi’s running an absolutely ripper campaign! Inclusivity, responsiveness and authenticity are fair-dinkum policies. I love them almost as much as I love posing half-naked and showing off my snake (Editors note: we assume he was referring to his recent campaign for Bonds, otherwise clearly it hasn’t taken long for Hollywood to corrupt Australia’s sweetheart…)

In sum, on behalf of literally the entire world, we are incredibly jealous. Also Mel if you’re reading this, please can you get us an autograph.