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Spooky! For Halloween, This 9-Year Old Dressed Up As His Parent’s Divorce

October 31, 2018 The Obiter
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Halloween is here! The spookiest time of year gives way for all sorts of ghouls and goblins to creep around Balmoral.

But Jamie Adams, a 9-year old from Brisbane, may have already won the spooky award for this year.

Jamie wanted to go further than his classmates this year and dress as the scariest scare he’d ever had: the fateful August day two years ago when his parents revealed they were getting a divorce.

Zoinks! Talk about a scare! Apparently Jamie didn’t see his Dad for 3 months following the traumatic conversation. Solve that, Scooby Doo!

Mummies from Egypt might be scary, but mummies with new boyfriends are even worse, Jamie has learned throughout the most trying period of his young life.

Jamie has gone all out, wrapping himself in the pre-nuptial agreement that his parents forgot to make! Boooo!!

Jamie hopes to win his schools scary award were dashed when his classmate Susie dressed as Mohammed Bin Salman.

More to come.

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