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Pell Doesn't Get Off

February 25, 2019 The Obiter
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Cardinal Pell, in a change, has not gotten off today.

As the gag order (don’t) was lifted on the court proceedings, the world has learned about the filthy crimes of the cardinal once tipped (don’t) as a potential Pope.

‘Unlike numerous occasions in the past, Cardinal Pell has not managed to get off,” Judge Peter Kidd (seriously don’t) has announced today.

‘Guess the average age in the courtroom was mainly over 15 years old, so makes sense.’

More to come (don’t).

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