Enough is enough.
That is according to the remaining members of the Nazi Party, who are, frankly, ‘sick and tired of being compared to student politicians.’
In recent days, after student politicians engaged in a level of scheming and plotting that definitely indicates they have massive penises, the Nazi Party have had to come and say the line has been crossed.
Numerous posts have compared the views and actions of many student politicians as akin to the Nazis. This, the Nazis say, is completely unwarranted.
‘We understand that some people have genuine grievances with our party,’ said Hansel Egort, current Officer for Camp Culture with the Nazis.
‘But you completely undermine any credible arguments when you make hysterical and outlandish comparisons between the Nazis and student politicians.’
Many Nazis have pointed to their past actions to prove that they have never done anything close to the atrocities committed by the deranged virgins to whom they’ve been tied.
‘I couldn’t name a single Nazi who would run and cry to the German Returning Officer when they didn’t get their way,’ Hans revealed.
Nazis have taken to social media to try and reiterate that, while they’ve done some shit stuff, they definitely wouldn’t run around a university acting like a bunch of fucking losers just to advance their own prospects of advancement in the open plan setting of a dilapidated electoral office in the outer suburbs of Brisbane.
‘The Nazis were better than that.’
More to come.