The day the laughter died.
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After toiling at his craft for years, local satirist James Paddock has hit a wall.
The once proficient funnyman has struggled to overcome a vicious spate of writers block which has stretch for over 3 months.
“I came up with something the other day” said a visibly exhausted Paddock during an exclusive interview with The Obiter, the very publication he writes for.
“Local Man Not Having Sex. What do you think?”
While the stunned silence in the press room did no favours for self esteem, he was nevertheless glad to have conceived a kernel of an idea, a happening that has eluded him since his last big hit: ‘No Seats in Law Library’.
Perhaps this marks a new beginning for young Paddock, who, while not necessarily the most prolific writer, is undeniably handsome, charming, and yeah, I’ll say it, nubile.
God speed young man.