A local man posting a Facebook tirade against Brisbane’s ‘steamy, humid weather’ has clearly forgotten that his sweaty, nude body is presently engaged in a pretty intense orgy in a rather small bedroom.

Aaron Parsons (37), a Masters student in Erotic Architecture (we also doubt this is a real Masters, but he swore it was genuine), took to Facebook this morning, with the external temperature in the CBD reaching thirty degrees celsius, to air his grievances about the ‘steamy, moist, sticky conditions.’

His seventeen Facebook friends remained largely silent in response, with the vast majority of them already participating in the orgy, and hence not overly interested in Facebook weatherposting. His Aunt replied, however, commenting that Aaron was ‘telling it like it is.’

Laying the blame for his present ‘steamy’ conditions at the feet of Brisbane’s weather is bizarre at best, given that engaging in complex eroticism with other consenting adults is a fairly sweaty activity at the best of times.

Aaron’s slippery, sweaty body might make him uncomfortable, but if we’re being honest, he shouldn’t really be surprised. Orgies in Budapest during winter are often equally steamy, indicating the issue with his present weather conditions is probably more to do with his physical activities than Brisbane.

At the end of the day, don’t blame this beautiful city which has given you so much, Aaron. Be above that.

Hopefully, no more to come.