Meet Will Browner (20), current third-year student retaking first-year courses, future advocate of a pyramid marketing scheme, and one of those guys who reckons it’s an act of powerful resistance to PC culture to call his younger sister ‘retarded.’

The other day Will, or Willy, as his actually surprisingly lovely mother calls him, a former prop for the 11E Green’s, and sports analyst that would put Ricky Pointing to shame, left a witty, original comment on a Facebook post about the AFLW, describing one of the affairs as having a ‘great soccer score.’

Without doubt, Will, as one of those tall, lazy behemoths, whose greatest talent is sinking a beer at The Vic in under 12 seconds, has the credentials to make said comment.

After all, he even once played a trial game in Year 8 for the C’s after Papa W put in a good word over the Gmail.

Will’s comment, which since yesterday has collected a hearty thumbs up from ‘Barry Cahill’ and ‘Steve Wellman,’ was also whole-heartedly endorsed by his mate Ben, who’s been working full-time at Maccas after deciding POLS1201 wasn’t for him. Ben followed suit by describing the landmark competition in women’s sport as ‘embarrassing.’

Speaking of embarrassment, Ben frequents Birdees.

Although brilliantly worded by Will, his reference to ‘soccer’ is somewhat surprising given that he decided that this was a ‘pussies’ game at the tender age of eight. Perhaps we underestimated Will. Perhaps he’s grown up even quicker than we think.

No more to come on this tragic chap.