In a shocking piece of news, which will send shockwaves throughout Australian culture for decades to come, it has been revealed exclusively to The Obiter that ‘...yeah, uni is going good, thanks.’
Our source, who we cannot reveal due to the Protected Information Act 2009 (Cth), has indicated that ‘...yeah, haven’t had much assessment lately actually, but um… I think I’ve got a big-ish essay due in a couple weeks, so got that on the horizon.’ Incredible. We honestly feel truly privileged to break this story; we cannot overstate the impact of discovering that ‘...3rd year, yeah, in 3rd year now.’
We stumbled across this interview, this incredible piece of news, simply by accident. The Obiter was walking to Merlo’s to pick up ‘just a medium flat white thanks mate,’ when we were fortunate enough to come across our source. The interview begun, and the insights we have gleaned are obviously of substantial importance, to university life, to Australian life, and to an extent, the human condition.
More than just merely finding out that ‘uni is going good,’ we even found out ‘....yeah, just studying Commerce/Arts. Wouldn’t mind transferring to Law but no stress either way - just getting through it, you know?’ Oh, we know. We know. We know what it’s like to feel your fingers trembling as you type this article, the most important, powerful piece of journalism to hit the UQ St Lucia campus.
We tried to ask our source if he’d submit to some follow-up questions, potentially ‘over a beer sometime,’ and we’re proud to report that his response was ‘...oh yeah, I’ll… I’ll message you mate.’