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First Year Student Suffers Heatstroke While Attempting To Use UQ Maps

March 14, 2024 The Obiter

In an effort to find the ever elusive (and definitely haunted) Hartley Teakle building, a local 3rd year student has begrudgingly downloaded UQ maps for the first time this morning.

But much to her dismay, the app seems to be possessed with the spirits of the building; guiding her away. 

“Where the hell is room X Æ A-Xii?,” asked Bella in an interview with the Obiter.

The Obiter cannot confirm whether this is the name of Elon Musk and Grimes’ first child, or a room located in the UQ dungeons. 

Another student has been reported to have passed out from heat exhaustion after traversing the campus using UQ maps.

Sources say a crane will need to be used to pick up the student, given he fell onto his massive backpack and can’t roll himself over.

Stay safe out there.

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