Fuck me. How good are long weekends!
With Monday a public holiday because of Labour Day or some shit, we are all getting a much deserved break - and Christ, I tell you what, we bloody needed it!
One bloke in your local group chat probably doesn’t need it though. And this is why you and your mates are looking on him with so much suspicion, as he speaks about his relief to get off the grind.
James sent the following message to the chat, at approximately 1635 hours.
‘Strewth cobbas! Really needed this one, hey.’
This is really quite perplexing, since James doesn’t work, and is supported through university by his parents. This is made doubly perplexing by the fact that he is doing only two arts subjects this semester.
No one knows why he feels that he has been busy, or why he feels he needs a break. It’s a bit of a head scratcher.
At press time, everyone in the group chat was ignoring James’ suggestion of a boys’ fishing trip to mark the long weekend, and instead focusing on literally anything other than a boys’ fishing trip to mark the long weekend.
Hopefully nothing more to come.