‘Ah, shit,’ grumbled Luke Burns (21) to himself, as he came to this dreaded realisation drying his hands in the bathroom just outside the food court.

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Beyond blue for years has been providing uni students with some mesmerising toilet-time entertainment.

Its most recent campaign, ‘did I lock the door’ resonates especially well with students who grew up with an overbearing helicopter parent.

Taking the viewer through a simple 23-step BuzzFeed style quiz, The Obiter can confirm the campaign’s effectiveness, with an alarming amount of students coming to the nerve-racking conclusion that in fact they didn’t lock their door and their family does in fact now hate them.

What once was a stress-releasing time of the morning, has now turned into a whack-in-the-fucking-face reminder that this student is a forgetful dumbass.

Sources have revealed that the campaign for next month is already underway to help students discern: ‘Do you feel like there is someone watching you?’ and ‘Did no one really smell that silent-but-deadly?’

Don’t forget to lock the door.