If there’s one thing we learnt in 2022, it’s that Mean Girls references are not an effective way of advertising events.

After all, law ball isn’t on a Wednesday.

Those outside Zoe Rudge’s inner circle were therefore surprised by her policy announcement this afternoon.

‘I will resolve to amend the Constitution so that it’s pink and makes references to Mean Girls at least once every sentence!’ she told an impassioned crowd of supporters outside Forgan Smith.

But insiders at Team Rudge have reassured us that they’re confident she’ll be able to fulfil all her obligations as Secretary of the UQLS through style and colour.

‘General Members will never be happier when blindly voting yes to the minutes of the AGM being an accurate reflection of that meeting because at least the minutes are pretty’, one source told us.

No more to come.