You’ve heard the rumours. You’ve seen the Stalkerspace posts. Heck, you’re might’ve read about it in a print newspaper.

But The Obiter can now confirm, after an extensive and expensive ground investigation, that the reports are true: there is indeed a hot guy at UQ wearing a button-up shirt with AirPods to match.

He looks so good. The shirt, covered in buttons done all the way to the one just shy of the top, is a crisp white. It doesn’t show off, it doesn’t shout at you - it winks like an old friend. Not an uncle wink - a friendly comfortable wink. That’s the shirt. That’s the buttons.

The AirPods - please for the love of your chosen religion’s God don’t get us started. They sit in the ears like white lily pads upon a pond of sound. The sound qual - high. The expectations of this stylish man - high.

There’s just an energy about him. It’s not just that he looks good: he feels good.

He’s also reportedly really nice. That’s just awesome.

Good on you. You’ve really turned up today and had a go. It’s fantastic to see. Well done.

If you get the chance, check him out.