Local 26 year old Jamie Simpson was left devastated this morning after realising that his newfound beauty routine has not yet made a dent in his ugly visage.

The seventh year Arts student had recently ventured into the self-care arena with his purchase of an enriched detoxifying bamboo charcoal face cleansing wash from the Body Shop.

Unfortunately for Simpson however, the product appears to be a flop.

‘It was a big step for me to buy this cleanser. It kind of made me feel like Patrick Bateman at the start of American Psycho, except if he only had one product and it didn’t do anything’ said a clearly distraught and unquestionably hideous Simpson at press time.

‘I guess I’ll just have to try some new products and keep tinkering’ resolved the young Frankenstein.