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Croatia-Bound Second Year Excited To Experience The Overseas Wonder of Being Fucked On Pills

June 21, 2018 The Obiter
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Wonder. Wander. One der.

The term takes many shapes, many paths. Second year student Sophie Adrack is excited to explore all of them as she packs her bags for the immersive cultural experience of yacht week in Croatia.

“Brisbane is home, but home can be a prison of our own making,” Sophie told The Obiter as she slyly spun a globe beneath her pinkie, the world’s treasures rotating with her very touch.

“I’m ready to experience Europe. I’m ready to experience Croatia. I’m ready to experience double-dropping MDMA caps at 9:45am on a boat.”

Sophie knows travel isn’t for the faint of heart, which is why she has been snorting lines of Mandy off her iPhone every Saturday this semester in an effort to avoid culture shock.

“Hanging out with the people I went to school with and doing pills is going to be a real deep dive into an exotic Croatian way of life. When we do pills now, it’s rarely on a boat!”

Sophie hopes that she will come away from the experience with a newfound sense of self.

“I might find other drugs I like. Croatia is going to be an eye opening adventure. And mainly because I’ll be too fried to close my eyes!”

We wish Sophie well on her trip.

 

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