A near-unanimously adored former Labor prime minister dies mere days before a very close election, potentially sending a not-insignificant number of swing voters into the Labor camp on a tidal wave of nostalgia.

So very convenient, isn’t it?

If only it were that simple.

The evidence is damning, and it points in one direction only: the damn dirty lefties in the ALP have murdered their favourite son in their bloodthirsty quest for power.

There is simply no other explanation for passing of an 89 year old famed for significant alcohol consumption.

Yet another mischief perpetrated on the Australian people by Bodgy Bill and his lizard cronies.