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BREAKING NEWS: The JUGGLER’S Come Out At BROOKY

May 31, 2019 The Obiter
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In a shock turn of events, a 2000 NRL match at Brookvale Oval between the Northern Eagles and the Brisbane Broncos has been rudely interrupted by the appearance of a juggling clown recovering his own chip and passing to a gleeful Daniel Gartner to slide under the black dot.

Local magician Andrew King, who close friends say “should be put in a circus” has been revealed as the culprit.

Onlookers were disappointed by the field invasion, as they came to watch a rugby league match, not a bloody magic show.

Police investigators say they had run out of leads to determine who had committed the crime when a young up and coming detective by the name of Ray Warren declared, “WHAT ABOUT ANDREW KING?”

Great work, Rabs. Thank you for your service.

More to come on this brilliant concept.

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