• UQLS ELECTIONS
  • About
  • ARTICLES
  • Contact
  • ARCHIVE
  • Investigations
  • PODCAST
Menu

The Obiter

Street Address
City, State, Zip
Phone Number
Australia's least trusted news

Your Custom Text Here

The Obiter

  • UQLS ELECTIONS
  • About
  • ARTICLES
  • Contact
  • ARCHIVE
  • Investigations
  • PODCAST

'If You Count The Seconds Since The Flash You Can Tell How Far Away The Lightning Is,' Announces Office Nerd

February 2, 2022 The Obiter

‘Each second is equivalent to one kilometre so it’s a rather simple calculation,’ chirped a smug Quinton Cook (32), barely containing his excitement at the cumulonimbi that La Nina had presented him this evening.

*********

Trapped inside as the clock struck 5, the Queen Street office was filled with a defeated realisation. It was a sure bet to those at WAP Inc. that Head of Information Technology, Quinton Cook, would seek to impart his cub scout knowledge onto the rest of the office - as he had done every other stormy Brisbane evening that year.

‘It’s pissing down, isn’t it?’ accountant Rob Lanning exclaimed, hopping to delay Quinton’s unwanted lecture for at least another minute.

But it was no use.

“If you look at the flash then count the seconds you can calculate how many kilometres away the lightening struck.” The office instinctively turned around.

On queue, it was Quinton, standing at the back window, overlooking nature’s fury. Calm. Collected. Calculating. “Each second is equivalent to one kilometre so it is a rather simple calculation.”

A deafening silence filled the office. Quinton had once again emerged victorious.

One by one, a captivated IT department joined their all-mighty leader Quinton at the back of the office, each of them shadowing him in his quest to triangulate each lightening strike.

More factoids to come.

Tags Science
← Second Year Law Student Convinced He Can Talk Himself Out of Getting Kicked Out of Friday'sRussia To Cheer Themselves Up Over Medvedev Defeat By Invading Neighbouring Sovereign State →
Summary Block
This block is invalid. Please check the block settings and try again.
Featured
Aenean eu leo Quam
Aenean eu leo Quam

Quisque iaculis facilisis lacinia. Mauris euismod pellentesque tellus sit amet mollis.

Read more →