“And I thought the Duo Lingo notifications were annoying”, thought the Arts / Law (majoring in Italian) student Josie Smith (20), digging her phone out of her bag for the 47th time today.
After a month of trying to study without her phone close-by, Josie is fed up.
“I’m trying to reduce my screentime for fuck’s sake” she explained “Do you know how hard it was to delete TikTok?”.
Josie reported she has had to start seeing a physio due hand and wrist pain from pulling out her phone constantly.
“My hand and wrist feel molto brutto,” she said, seemingly chuffed at her Italian skills, “At least those Duo Lingo notifications give me something.”
When asked whether she felt safer knowing her data was more secure, Josie got even more annoyed.
“I’d actually rather be a victim of identity theft than have to input a 3 digit code one more time. Seriously, if Russian hackers want to do my LAWS4701 assignment, be my fucking guest.”
More to come.