Fresh of helping kick-start a second wave of COVID-19 in Europe, Novak Djokovic, a bloke who somehow lost a PR battle with Nick Fucking Kyrgios, graciously departed the US Open this morning after mauling and maiming a linesperson with a tennis ball (allegedly).

He certainly doesn’t help himself. Ironically, this flash of rage by the world’s most prominent anti-vaxxer, failed to crack into his top 10 controversial moments of the month. Rumours of his involvement in the Bay of Pigs invasion have plagued him throughout his career.

As the events of this morning unfolded, international superstars Rafael Nadal and Roger Federer released a joint statement.

“Fuck we’re good” said the pair.

Fuck they’re good indeed.

No more to come.